The Liquid Provisioner
Houston area · Curated canned beverages

A better
drink break.

Specialty drinks, individually crafted and canned for office lunches, meetings, celebrations, and events. All the customization, without a line at the drink station.

Explore our drinks
The Liquid Provisioner logo, an illustrated provisioner holding a can
The menu · 18 ways to sip

Something for every sip.

Choose your own mix and quantities. Fresh fruit and herbs bring color to selected drinks; every can is individually sealed and ready to grab. Prices below are starting prices per can.

Dirty sodas

Familiar favorites with a little more personality.

cola and coconut cream in a clear can

Dr Pepper Coconut Vanilla

Dr Pepper, coconut, vanilla & coconut cream.

From $7.00 / can
dark cranberry-lime cola in a clear can

Diet Coke Cranberry Lime

Diet Coke, cranberry & fresh lime.

DF*From $7.00 / can
cola, lime and cream in a clear can

Coke Lime Cream

Coca-Cola, fresh lime & cream.

From $7.00 / can
orange cream soda in a clear can

Orange Cream Cinnamon

Caffeine-free orange soda, cream & cinnamon syrup.

CF*From $7.00 / can

Alani creations

Bright, energetic twists for the afternoon crowd.

golden apple energy drink with cream in a clear can

The Venture Capitalist

Apple-forward Alani, salted caramel & coconut cream.

Seasonal baseFrom $14.00 / can
purple raspberry-lime energy drink with cream in a clear can

Cosmic Catalyst

Cosmic Stardust Alani, raspberry, lime & coconut cream.

From $14.00 / can
golden peach energy drink with cream in a clear can

Peach Passion Spark

Juicy Peach Alani, passion fruit, ginger & oat cream.

From $14.00 / can

Lemonades

Bright color, fruit-forward flavor, and a fresh finish.

pink berry lemonade with fruit in a clear can

Boardroom Berry Lemonade

Mixed berries, lemonade & lemon.

CF*DF*From $7.00 / can
Blue lemonade with lemon in a clear can

Mermaid Lemonade

Blue raspberry, pineapple & lemon.

CF*DF*From $7.00 / can
yellow lemonade with lemon and fresh mint in a clear can

Citrus Mint Lemonade

Bright lemon, citrus & fresh mint.

CF*DF*From $7.00 / can

Teas

From peachy black tea to a caffeine-free herbal direction.

amber peach black tea in a clear can

Pitch-Perfect Peach Black Tea

Black tea, peach & a fresh peach slice.

DF*From $6.50 / can
ruby mango hibiscus tea in a clear can

Mango Sunset Hibiscus Tea

Hibiscus herbal tea, mango & orange.

CF*DF*From $6.50 / can
green tea with lime and mint in a clear can

Passion Fruit Mint Green Tea

Green tea, passion fruit, mint & lime.

DF*From $6.50 / can

Chilled coffees

Comforting, layered flavors for the coffee lovers.

dark coffee with cream swirls in a clear can

Morning Scrum Café au Lait

Cold brew, vanilla & a creamy finish.

From $8.00 / can
caramel coffee with cream swirls in a clear can

Balanced Boardroom Breve

Decaf espresso, caramel & half-and-half.

Decaf*From $8.00 / can
cookie butter coffee in a clear can

Cookie Butter Chilled Coffee

Coffee, cookie butter flavor & cream.

From $9.00 / can
honey lavender oat latte in a clear can

Honey Lavender Oat Latte

Cold brew, honey, lavender & oat milk.

DF*From $9.00 / can
pumpkin caramel coffee in a clear can

Fiscal Year Fall Brûlée

Seasonal decaf espresso, pumpkin, caramel & oat milk.

SeasonalDecaf*From $9.00 / can

* CF = caffeine free; DF = dairy free. Decaf still contains some caffeine. Ask us about ingredients and allergens when ordering. Cream drinks may separate while chilled; gently stir after opening. Never shake a sealed carbonated can. Fruit and garnish may vary with availability.

A little something to snack on

Make it a break.

For meetings and afternoon gatherings, add a savory or sweet bite alongside your drinks. We’re keeping the snack menu deliberately small.

Savory

Baller Pop

A snack-size portion of truffle Parmesan popcorn finished with black pepper.

From $5.00 / snack-size portion
Sweet

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Classic chocolate chip cookies for a simple, crowd-pleasing finish to the drink break.

$3.50 each or 6 for $20

Snacks from our sister business, The Butcher The Baker The Cheese Board Maker.

Easy ordering for groups

Pick your kind of break.

Three simple starting points. Each bundle begins with 12 servings; tell us your headcount and preferred mix for a final quote.

Drinks only

The Office Mix

12 individually canned drinks. Mix across dirty sodas, Alani creations, lemonades, teas, and coffees.

From $72 / 12 cansRequest this bundle
Snacks only

The Snack Share

12 chocolate chip cookies, with Baller Pop available at its menu price.

From $40 / 12 cookiesRequest this bundle
Food + drink

The Snack Break

12 pairings: one individually canned drink and one snack per guest. Customize the mix for your group.

From $108 / 12 pairingsRequest this bundle

Bundle starting prices include a discount on the specified mix. Alani drinks, coffees, Baller Pop, and other choices may increase the total. Delivery, tax, and optional add-ons are separate. Please order at least 24 hours ahead.

Made for gatherings

Drinks are handled.

Tell us your headcount and choose the quantities and drink mix that suit your group. Please order at least 24 hours ahead. Each drink arrives sealed and ready to grab—no line, mixing station, or service staff needed.

Keep drinks refrigerated until serving. Add an insulated serving tub with ice from $25 per order. Delivery starts at $30 and varies by distance.

  1. 01Choose your drinks and quantities
  2. 02Order at least 24 hours ahead
  3. 03Chill, pop, and enjoy
Make it yours

Your brand, on the can.

For team celebrations, client gifts, and branded events, add custom vinyl lettering from $2.50 per can or waterproof sticker labels from $1.50 per can. Send us your artwork and quantity for a quote.

Three canned drinks showing a sticker label, custom vinyl lettering, and The Liquid Provisioner label
The Liquid Provisioner

Let’s make drinks the fun part.

Serving Houston and surrounding areas. Planning a meeting, celebration, or event? We’d love to hear from you.

Email us

theliquidprovisioner@gmail.com